{"product_id":"men-s-phd-prisoner-costume-kit-4292921186175344","title":"Men's PhD Prisoner Costume Kit - US 8886","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItem # FUN98810AD\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItems Included\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBandana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBald Cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduct Information\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShirt Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShirt Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBandana Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\" x 23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFeatures\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted woven, long sleeve shirt, felt chest patch with numbers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted poly knit bandana ties as desired on head\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLatex bald wig cap, ring is one size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNOTE: pants not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInmate #000001 Has Big Plans\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome masterminds build volcano lairs. Others start with a very confident smirk and a prison shirt that says “000001.” This Men’s PhD Prisoner Costume Kit delivers top-tier “incarcerated genius who’s absolutely plotting something” energy. The vibe is cool, calculated, and just theatrical enough to suggest you’ve already rehearsed your dramatic monologue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crisp blue shirt and purple head tie combo practically hums with exaggerated intellect. You’ll look like a man who insists on being addressed by his title, even in the rec yard. Pinky finger pose sold separately, but strongly implied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe costume kit includes a blue button-front shirt with “000001” printed on a white tag across the chest, giving you instant top-of-the-visitor-list status. The buttons down the front make it easy to suit up for your latest “totally legitimate” enterprise meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also comes with a purple head tie styled to resemble a durag, adding that unmistakable dramatic flair. The pieces are lightweight and comfortable, making it simple to maintain your air of superiority while pacing your cell… or the snack table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe World Is Yours… Eventually\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat schemes take time. In the meantime, you’ve got style, confidence, and inmate number one on your side. This kit sets the stage for big speeches, tiny props, and elaborately overthought plans. Slip it on, steeple your fingers, and start thinking in ridiculous amounts of zeroes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Acme","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":67424936591601,"sku":"4292921186175344-small-US8886","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":67424936624369,"sku":"4292921186175344-medium-US8886","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":67424936657137,"sku":"4292921186175344-large-US8886","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":67424936689905,"sku":"4292921186175344-x_large-US8886","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/1791\/0001\/files\/mens-phd-prisoner-costume-kit.jpg?v=1793755267","url":"https:\/\/us.halloweencostumesoutlet.shop\/products\/men-s-phd-prisoner-costume-kit-4292921186175344","provider":"HalloweenCostumes outlet shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}