{"product_id":"adult-snowman-balls-ugly-christmas-sweater-7119956793864738","title":"Adult Snowman Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater - US 0026","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItem # FUN9105AD\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItems Included\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSweater\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduct Information\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003csmall\u003eRuns Small\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003csmall\u003eSlightly Small\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003csmall\u003eTrue To Size\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003csmall\u003eSlightly Large\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003csmall\u003eRuns Large\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSweater Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFeatures\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% acrylic, exclusive of decoration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnitted snowman is fleece appliqued to front of sweater\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached 3D stuffed carrot nose \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached dangling Christmas balls and tinsel \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade By Us Exclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e SOMEHOW there was a mistake when the design for our COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE \u003ci\u003eChristmas Angel Snowman\u003c\/i\u003e sweater was brought to life. Or should we say RUTHLESSLY BUTCHERED? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Because the end product IS NOT EVEN CLOSE to what we intended, which was a VERY NICE and FAMILY-FRIENDLY holiday garment that nearly anyone could wear without causing a MAJOR KERFUFFLE on Christmas. And to add INSULT to INJURY, they seem to have SABOTAGED the caps lock on EVERY LAST KEYBOARD in the office. We are NOT AMUSED! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Now, EYES WILL ROLL when they see this IMMATURE and TASTELESS sweater, with its DISGUSTING snowman pattern and those UNPARDONABLE tree ornaments dangling near the hem. Soon, HEADS WILL ROLL when we discover who was behind an act so THOUGHTLESS and DEPRAVED. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e UNFORTUNATELY, the very last of our red yarn went into this batch of TRAGIC MISPRINTS, forcing us to offer it at a fair price in order to reduce the TREMENDOUS COST of this DESPICABLE INCIDENT. If you have ANY INFORMATION about the SADISTIC PERPETRATOR, or are willing to take one of these HIDEOUS SWEATERS off our hands, please let us know ASAP!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Acme","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":67430971277553,"sku":"7119956793864738-small-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":67430971310321,"sku":"7119956793864738-medium-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":67430971343089,"sku":"7119956793864738-large-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":67430971375857,"sku":"7119956793864738-x_large-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":67430971408625,"sku":"7119956793864738-2x-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":67430971441393,"sku":"7119956793864738-3x-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":67430971474161,"sku":"7119956793864738-4x-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":67430971506929,"sku":"7119956793864738-5x-US0026","price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/1791\/0001\/files\/snowman-balls-christmas-sweater.jpg?v=1793786136","url":"https:\/\/us.halloweencostumesoutlet.shop\/products\/adult-snowman-balls-ugly-christmas-sweater-7119956793864738","provider":"HalloweenCostumes outlet shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}